If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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