Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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