gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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