Reggie can tackle my bush.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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