I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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