We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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