I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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