Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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