And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it's like iHOP with fire
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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