All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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