I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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