O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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