I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
