I got chris browned last night
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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