Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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