i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
the raccoons are back...
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