the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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