So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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