How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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