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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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