Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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