also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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