Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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