out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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