I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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