i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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