Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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