he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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