I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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