Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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