90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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