I wannas sexs uuuuu
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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