i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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