well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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