This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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