I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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