She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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