There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
They are going to name an STD after you.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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