That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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