your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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