I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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