I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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