Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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