Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
if i died would you start the facebook group?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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