I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
