We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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