Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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