I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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