like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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