i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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