In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I want her autograph on my taint
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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