I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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