Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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