seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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