Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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