Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Please, let me fuck your mom
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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